"I never thought I'd have a menage a trois... and actually like it..."

Today was quite the adventure. Woke up early from my friend's text and a call from my sister. Great. Then decided to get my tush out of bed and go to the library to do some research on Degenerate Art for my midterm. Then after waiting for what seemed like an eternity (30 minutes) with Dahhvid, Jake and Andy showed up at the bus stop... 5 seconds after our bus left. The next one was coming in 26 minutes so we took the #5 bus, then Ryan met up with us and we went to the #(24?) which took us to the Castro for the BEST SANDWICH place on earth, IKE's. The line was ridiculous and because I had to pee, you know the one where you think "Hmm, I can hold this in but... shit, I can't.. find me a bathroom or at least a bush!", yeah it was one of those. So, Jake escorted me to the Eureka/Harvey Milk Library to find a bathroom. After a satisfying bathroom trip this lady in dreads, a long hippie skirt, no shoes, dirty fingernails, a B.O. like essence secreting from her pores in the bathroom said to me, "Whooaaa, where the weapons at? Don't shoot them at me!" What the hell was I supposed to say? "Oh, hey, hey don't worry I won't bust out my shit ton bazooka from my tiny ass purse!" I swear she must have been high on something. Not sure what, but I should have asked her for some. JK. After Jake and I went back to IKE's, a.k.a. the best sandwich place on earth, we found Andy and Ryan, except they moved about two spot forward from when we left them. Great. It was bad enough that all of us didn't have anything all day, okay, that is a lie, I had a banana and some figs, but, hey, that does not constitute as a meal. After about forty minutes, yes, seriously, forty minutes, we finally ordered. Andy and I got the menage a trois, Ryan got the Superman and Jake got the Super Mario. Then after waiting for about 20 minutes more, we finally got our food. Then of course, we waited a bit more before eating. Because, duhh, after all we were in Castro so we thought let's go laugh and diss the hipsters at Dolores Park while we eat our AMAZING IKE's sandwiches. Oh my friends, that 60 minute + wait was so worth it. As soon as I got to Dolores, I attacked my sandwich and ripped the wrapping off like a happy 7 yr old on X-Mas day about to open her present, but then realizes that Santa is not actually real, when her dumbass brother tells her "Oh, hey by the way Santa doesn't exist. Happy X-Mas." Thanks. Except this was better, cause the sandwich did exist and was amazing! I wish I took a picture of it... but sadly I was enjoying it too much that I forgot. ha ha. :) Anyways, time to go to dinner at Ploy with the girls. I don't think I will be able to eat... may some Thai Iced Tea will be enough.